Joshua (threelights) wrote,
Joshua
threelights

kidneys, porn, and dictatorship... the TRUE spirit of xmas

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I gave myspiritualwalk a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I bought porn for beary_sweet (10 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I pulled over and changed life_in_7's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1025 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
threelights

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